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PeteFrench
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2003 5:44 am Post subject: *Note found pushed under bar door* |
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Have you been hurt whilst adventuring or in the Tavern recently?
Have you received an injury caused by careless swordplay or demonic interference?
Have you tripped over a heap of dead Foulspawn when walking in the woods?
Grabbit & Sue-Em, Scribes at Law, are here to help
Like Sir DeWynter from Darian;
"I was set upon by a gang of Orcs last Midcold. Grabbit & Sue-Em helped me by providing an emergency Physician to tend my wounds, a Blacksmith to polish my armour and a member of the Kharachian Church to lay my squire to rest."
or Mabelle Ironhammerson from Sintel;
"I was minding my own business in the Tavern after a night's heavy drinking and singing. Without provocation, a human farmer began to repeatedly bang his head on my warhammer (which I only carry to open flagons of ale with). As I tried to leave the bar by the back door to report to the nearest Guards Station, I slipped on the blood that this human had deliberately spread on the ground in front of me. A quick visit to Grabbem & Sue-Em sorted me out sharpish and I received nearly 3 Crowns in compensation after legal fees. "
We offer a no-warrant, no-fees service to the adventuring community of Ithron. Drop into our newly-opened Stappeford offices today for a no-obligation discussion of how we can all make Crowns from your misery. _________________ Lord Kyrissulean, Father to Maple
(Pete French DE01) |
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Nick
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 11:47 am Post subject: |
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Oh great, just what I need.
Bloody apothecary-cart chasers...
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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There should be a law against people like that!
Grabbing money off the pain and suffering of others!
It's not right!
_________________ Silver Ravenwolf
Priestess of Crowa
Ex Dof and Head of the Rose order |
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