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Faith
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 Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:27 am
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Wyld Foulspawn Concert Ends In Anarchy
Fighting broke out during a concert by the popular goblin band Wyld Foulspawn this week, leaving the lead guitarist concussed, the horn player armless and many band members dead. Witnesses say trouble began after a stage invasion by human adventurers.
"Humans come, request song" said a groupie who wishes to remain anonymous. "Then man with birdy on chest rush stage. Much shouting, then hitting start."
The lead singer, asked for comment, would only say he was "getting the band back together" and that he was "on a mission from Longstor".
"Old Crusty" Murdered
The scout known to many as "Old Crusty" was sent on to meet his maker this week, following the many body parts and chunks of flesh he has deposited about this plane. He is alleged to have been murdered by a fellow scout who took exception to his peeling flesh.
A member of the Kharachian church, asked to comment, had this statement to make. "He was a sick man and was soon put out of his suffering. Of course he was suffering. At least, he was after getting a mace in the back - we just sort of tidied up after that. What?"
Rumours persist that the murderous scout was a Crowan, leading some to suspect the Church is going back to its roots of bloodshed and maiming. A priest of Crowa had this comment to make. "Hm... Val not know what say. Kill evil!"
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Tim Mawson
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Justin
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:00 pm
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Should'nt IC news go in the Gazetteer forumn though ? 
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Appius Decius Lupus
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PeteFrench
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:03 pm
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| Tim Mawson wrote: | Visitors are advised to leave their pets at home.
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Will there be a creche facility provided to leave my HuMan in when I visit?
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Lord Kyrissulean, Father to Maple
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Justin
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:48 pm
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A creche facility has been situated in the Garden, this facility was kindly provided by a one mister P. Rince.
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Appius Decius Lupus
Former Axirian Legionary.
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Xavier
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:52 pm
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| It will have a bench with his name etched onto it |
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PeteFrench
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:02 pm
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| Justin wrote: | | A creche facility has been situated in the Garden, this facility was kindly provided by a one mister P. Rince. |
Thoughtful as ever. Could I ask the greenskeeper to ensure that a bowl of fresh water is also left by the bench? I'm concerned that any pets left chained to the bench may become thirsty until the owning Elf returns.
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PeteFrench
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:25 pm
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Ooooh oooh. Just had an idea for Sunday next.  
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Lord Kyrissulean, Father to Maple
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Xavier
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:06 pm
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this is not good 
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Xavier
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:25 am
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*News flash*
Local sergeant is engulfed by plant.
Mr Xavier Drake was engulfed by a Mandrake earlier today.
He was last seen running towards the big plant to try and poison it; he was caught up within its vine like branches and disappeared.
An interview with Mr Nathanial Drake quotes him as saying “Stupid Boy”
He also went on to say, “He took my strongest drink with him… If the plant don’t kill him the alcohol will”
The Whole Sorry Incident
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